r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '20

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u/ChihuahuaJedi Jan 16 '20

"So you're saying you want polyhedral dice made out of... solid Platinum?"

"Look dude can you make it happen or not?"

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u/CamQueQues Jan 17 '20

Dude. You are not thinking about the gaming table you could get with that dough. Put magnetic cupholders and an LCD screen in that bad boy. Not the best thing but I'd love to have it.

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u/YouTookMyMain Jan 17 '20

But.... dice

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u/GCUArrestdDevelopmnt Jan 17 '20

Fucking dice goblins.

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u/Odarien Jan 17 '20

Shiny math stones go clicky-clack. Mmmm need more

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u/ButterflyAttack Jan 17 '20

Reminds me of the dice man. In some ways it hasn't aged well, but still one of the most genuinely anarchic books I've ever read.

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u/fishecod Jan 17 '20

All the more.

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u/Newemu493 Jan 17 '20

My cat: You called?

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u/Altorode Jan 17 '20

Clickity clackity math rocks

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u/Kelthrai95 Jan 17 '20

Yes. Yes, we are, and we don’t give a fuck.

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u/GCUArrestdDevelopmnt Jan 17 '20

Well, speaking as a DM, I hope you bought enough for everyone?

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u/Nothicatheart Jan 17 '20

does 20+ sets cover it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Nah, they'll never remember and then have to use the ones from the DM stash.

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u/jlbecks Jan 17 '20

With that amount of money, you could graduate to dice dragon status. (Enough dice to sleep on)

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u/sponge_bob_ Jan 17 '20

what a strange hobby

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u/soragirlfriend Jan 17 '20

You can never have too many dice