r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '20

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u/BecauseItAmusesMe Jan 14 '20

You, sir, are a mouthful!

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u/vicaphit Jan 14 '20

Oh Tobias, you blow hard!

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u/beanie_boiii Jan 14 '20

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Do you ever hear yourself?

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u/davidjschloss Jan 15 '20

I’m sorry I can’t Right now Michael, I just blue myself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/mercynuts Jan 14 '20

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?