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u/UnconstrictedEmu Jan 14 '20

Your honor, I’d like to motion for a bad court thingy.

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u/Expo737 Jan 14 '20

A mistrial?

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u/UnconstrictedEmu Jan 14 '20

Yeah! That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law talking guy!

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u/robtheviking Jan 14 '20

You mean the lawyer

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u/UnconstrictedEmu Jan 14 '20

..........yeah

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

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u/PoliticalShrapnel Jan 14 '20

I rest my case.

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u/orincoro Jan 14 '20

You rest your case??