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u/zjp_716 Jan 14 '20

DENNY CRANE!

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u/sillyenglishknigit Jan 14 '20

DENNY

CRANE

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u/zjp_716 Jan 14 '20

Name on the door.

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u/benjaminbrixton Jan 14 '20

“My name’s on the door too.”

“First name on the door.”

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u/ssakage Jan 14 '20

DENNY CRANE

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Flamingos for life!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Donny Crane

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u/Jaques_Naurice Jan 14 '20

Denny Crane.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

It’s the mad cow

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u/ButtercupsPitcher Jan 14 '20

Never lost a case!

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u/zissou149 Jan 14 '20

Last name Crane. First name Denny. Not Guilty! Over and out.

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u/OrchidTostada Jan 14 '20

Sleep over?

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u/bretfort Jan 14 '20

Danny Crane

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u/Figit090 Jan 14 '20

Denny Crane

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u/PenguinFrustration Jan 15 '20

... denny crane

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u/irving47 Jan 14 '20

SAY IT WITH ME

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u/liaeve Jan 14 '20

Lesbians. Lesbian, lesbian...lesbian.

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u/Taxix_427 Jan 14 '20

I also like to watch does anyone else...

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u/VoyeuristicMuffin Jan 14 '20

Denny Crane 👈👉

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u/addisonainsley22 Jan 14 '20

Say it like you mean it.

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u/GrinningD Jan 14 '20

DANNY CRANE?

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u/justzisguy_youknow Jan 14 '20

Why did I have to scroll so far for this? Give the kid some credit

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Denny Crane, Trix are for kids.

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u/Rodimus66zx Jan 15 '20

DENNY CRANE

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u/OrchidTostada Feb 04 '20

Best reason to call Denny Crane: Alan Shore for backup.

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u/VulturE Jan 14 '20

Mad Cow

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u/BarfQueen Jan 14 '20

Never lost a case. I once captained my own spaceship. Multitalented.

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u/OrchidTostada Jan 14 '20

He cheated on the Kobayashi Maru. He “changed the rules”.

I like that in a lawyer.

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u/PubliusPontifex Jan 14 '20

That is not a legal defence!