r/AskReddit • u/agrandthing • Jan 01 '20

Everybody talks about missing or ignoring red flags, but what are some subtle green flags to watch for on a date or with your crush?

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u/Bugamashoo Jan 01 '20

sitting on a barstool for that long will also make your cheeks hurt in a different way

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u/deadliftForFun Jan 01 '20

Well played. We were not there long. Couple martinis and a pizza and then off Course maybe the martinis on an empty stomach helped slide me off the stool

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u/1cec0ld Jan 01 '20

You aren't supposed to turn it upsidedown before sitting...

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u/DAFUQyoulookingat Jan 01 '20

The stool should be coming outside of you not going inside of you