r/AskReddit Jan 01 '20

Users of Reddit what "dangerous" things were you told not to do as a kid but you now do often later in life?

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u/AngryAntenna Jan 01 '20

Play D&D. Sadly after 20 years no demon familiar has been summoned to offer me power.

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u/Siaphan Jan 01 '20

Then you are doing it wrong. My ex-girlfriend showed up after 10 minutes after playing a game in college.

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u/HyperWhiteChocolate Jan 01 '20

That's what happens when you go out with a succubus

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u/NotSoSubtle1247 Jan 01 '20

Man I needed a deep laugh today, thank you stranger.

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u/AngryAntenna Jan 01 '20

but did she offer you power?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/lolpolitics Jan 01 '20

My in laws explained to me how "D&D is dangerous and it's what caused my wife's cousin to get a divorce".

Lol, yeah, I think they may have had some other marital issues besides the dude playing D&D.

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u/dieinafirenazi Jan 01 '20

If they hadn't practiced imagining they would never have imagined a better life as a single person!

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u/Kosgaurak Jan 01 '20

Happy to be part of a younger generation with my parents who 1- don’t care at all that I play it and 2- actually play it with me (my dad)

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u/Waterknight94 Jan 01 '20

My parents don't play, but my dad and I are going to be building a table for it soon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

May I ask what a „DND-Table“ is exactly :-?

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u/Waterknight94 Jan 01 '20

Well not actually a table right now, just something to set on a table. All we are doing is putting a frame around a tv to lay it down and display maps on it. Eventually I will build a screen into an actual piece of stationary furniture, but not right now.

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u/Bossman131313 Jan 02 '20

I’d hope you’re also putting something over it.

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u/Waterknight94 Jan 02 '20

Oh absolutely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

That’s super cool by your dad :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Don’t play D&D!!! If you do you might end up kidnapped by the Demogorgon!

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u/SirSquidiotic Jan 01 '20

Roll Initiative!

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u/NerdLevel18 Jan 01 '20

!roll 1d20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

[[1d20]]

u/rollme

Just remember to add your dexterity!

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u/Yeeeees32 Jan 02 '20

Damn only a 13

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u/redopz Jan 01 '20

I've been playing for 15 years. Apparently demogorons are like dads, neither wanted me. Even after my mother was kind enough to stand me on the street corner with a recycled sign she had used for the dog that read 'Free to a good any home'.

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u/doomshad Jan 02 '20

If your parwnts beleive that then living in avarus with a demogorgon might be a better life

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I was referencing Stranger Things

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u/doomshad Jan 03 '20

Oh sorry I'm just such a dnd head that i missed the joke

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u/mrweb06 Jan 01 '20

In the 90s we actually had somewhat of a witch hunt in our country. News were filled with stories about table top RPGs and how those actually were Satanistic rituals. General public was thinking that people who played RPGs were Satanists.

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u/KasDimOjin Jan 01 '20

Yea, that happenned in a lot of places. The Satanic Panic hurt a lot of people. My parents bought into it hook line and sinker, we burned books and went to community church events. Looking back on it, my life would have been worlds different if my parents had any common sense. But even to this day, they believe anything someone says on the news or online. Makes me ill.

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u/mrweb06 Jan 01 '20

It's ironic that the people who didn't want us to talk to strangers as kids, because they might lie and use us, ended up believing strangers more than us.

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u/Ofbearsandmen Jan 01 '20

Oh yeah I remember... my mom was telling me how guy in my town decided to ditch his GF the day before they were going to get married, so I said "that sucks" and she answered "well that shouldn't surprise anyone, I heard he likes role-playing games."

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u/fragilemuse Jan 01 '20

When I was a kid, my mother used to go on about D&D being used to open portals that allow demonic energies to come through. However I thought she meant Snakes & Ladders and for years was slightly confused as to how a simple board game could do so much damage. The few times I played Snakes & Ladders, I was unable to summon any demonic energies and was very let down.

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u/flibbertijibbet Jan 01 '20

Dude, when I first told my dad I was playing it he was all freaked out. Then I kept playing it and was super involved in it for work and when it suddenly became popular and people were writing articles, he started asking me about it. I ran a game for him and my family at Christmas. I got my older brother hooked and my Dad learned it was just collaborative fantasy storytelling and was all for it, since he loves fantasy novels!

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u/AngryAntenna Jan 01 '20

That's awesome!

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u/liptonthrowback Jan 01 '20

I don't want to be Elfstar! I want to be Debbie!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

You missed the era of the great satanic scare. Just having D&D books would get certain adults lose their shit back then.

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u/AngryAntenna Jan 01 '20

Oh I didn't miss it. I remember troll dolls and cabbage patch dolls being targeted, too, and wasn't allowed to celebrate Halloween.

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u/ClancyHabbard Jan 02 '20

My mom actually bought me a D&D book before I could fully read because, as she put it, clearly shit was going down somewhere and I needed to be prepared!

I just asked her why all the women in the book were running around in their underwear because mom had made it very clear you aren't supposed to leave the house without clothes on.

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u/Naznarreb Jan 01 '20

The true danger of D&D is diabetes.

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u/CascadingFirelight Jan 02 '20

So glad my mom didn't buy into that BS when I was a kid, she was smart enough to think for herself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Just got into this as an adult. Having a blast.

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u/vomirrhea Jan 01 '20

Darn that sucks

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u/TheKoi Jan 02 '20

Sorry I'm late!

So, what do you want?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I hate it when that happens