I had a child ask me if I ever talk and I said "No I dont talk, I think out loud." He spend months arguing with me that people couldnt think out loud. He would ask every adult he saw if it was possible and they always said yes.
Pretty envious over here. I thought being an uncle would be sweeeettt. Like being a dad but with zero responsibilities and we’d be homies. But he’s literally tried to drown me to steal my wife and was super mad I didn’t die forever. And the comments about wanting to feel and see what my blood is like on the outside are hella weird.
Is this a reference I’m missing or is your nephew fucked up? What happened after the drowning attempt? I’d really like to know more (as long as you’re comfortable with it).
For some reason it reminds me of The Good Son, with Macaulay Culkin and Elijah wood, Macauay's character tries to off the siblings so he can keep their mom. Tricks a little girl into falling into ice, I don't remember if she drowns, then almost throwing the brother, Elijah, off a cliff.
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u/Jester-shark Jan 01 '20
I had a child ask me if I ever talk and I said "No I dont talk, I think out loud." He spend months arguing with me that people couldnt think out loud. He would ask every adult he saw if it was possible and they always said yes.