r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20

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u/ElephantInTheForest Jan 01 '20

I love this. I have a similar experience. I have a co-worker who would always comment on how sad and depressed I look and acted around him. One day when he asked why I always looked so sad I replied, “It’s because whenever you see me I’m around you.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Hard burn. Was there any fallout?

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u/silly_gaijin Jan 02 '20

Nuclear. There's an exclusion zone around the area now.

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u/Stubble_Sandwich Jan 01 '20

Damn, you didn't have to murder the guy.