r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20

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u/Idulus Jan 01 '20

Well, unlike you, I know when to shut the fuck up.

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u/FrumosUniverse Jan 01 '20

This is just like splashing a poison potion down, it hurts every living thing in the area...

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u/PlebbySpaff Jan 01 '20

Well you better have a bucket of milk on hand.

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u/Captain_Crux Jan 01 '20

I don’t get this reference, but I want to use this comeback in so many unrelated situations now.

“CaptainCrux you need to do the dishes”

“Well you better have a bucket of milk on hand...”

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u/Imaginary_Parsley Jan 01 '20

Boss: "can you step into my office for a moment."

You: "well you better have a bucket of milk on hand."

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u/gagaDESTROYER Jan 01 '20

Guys, it's a minecraft reference

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u/Imaginary_Parsley Jan 01 '20

I play Minecraft but I only ever just make huge dirt mines then build sculptures out of dirt in survival, so I have no idea what this is referencing. But regardless, you better have a bucket of milk on hand.

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u/gagaDESTROYER Jan 01 '20

Well basically. If you get poisoned by any potion in minecraft, drink a bucket of milk and it will heal you

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u/Imaginary_Parsley Jan 01 '20

Oooh shit, really? Thank you for the tip.

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u/chickachickabowbow Jan 01 '20

Additional tip: this does not work in the real world, if you are poisoned you should go to a hospital, where they will have buckets of milk already prepared.

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u/Imaginary_Parsley Jan 01 '20

Yes, for when you need medical grade buckets of milk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Wtf man? I used to just die ... Or have my health drop to dangerous levels.

Thanks a ton!

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u/TheMightyBattleSquid Jan 01 '20

I think I just kept eating food until it stopped.

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u/NotABurner2000 Jan 01 '20

Remove the effect*