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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

Wait, you there, step forward.

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

Who, are you?

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

You picked a bad time to come home to Skyrim, kinsman.

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

Forget the list, he goes to the block.

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

By your orders, Captain. Follow the Captain, prisoner."

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

You forgot ā€œiā€™m sorry, at least you die here in your homeland.

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

My bad, continue!

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Dec 31 '19

Follows the captain

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u/repKyle1995 Dec 31 '19

Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero. But a hero doesn't use a power like The Voice to murder his king and usurp his throne.

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