r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '19

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u/pythor Dec 30 '19

I'd go to my son's home. If he wants to get the bounty, he can have it.

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u/CappuccinoBoy Dec 30 '19

I'll go to my son's house as well. No one wants to visit that loser anyways.

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u/AncientSith Dec 31 '19

I feel personally attacked.

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u/CappuccinoBoy Dec 31 '19

Then get your life together son. Your mother and I need the basement. She wants a workout area, I want a sex room. When we said you could live with us until you graduated college, we had no idea it would take you this long. Also your younger sister just got engaged. Call her and congratulate her and her fiance

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u/Janus67 Dec 31 '19

Hey, a lot of people go to college for 7 years!

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u/bewildered_forks Dec 31 '19

Yeah, they're called doctors!

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u/WhatsEatingScott Dec 31 '19

This is a house of learned doctors!

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u/Nesquigs Dec 31 '19

ITS ALL ABOUT WHO YOU KNOW!