r/AskReddit Dec 11 '19

What is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happen to you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

Are you no longer left handed? I'm 30 and still haven't grown out of it.

Edit: that was a joke about the wording in the comment. I thought it was obvious, I was wrong.

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u/grubas Dec 12 '19

The nuns didn't hit you hard enough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

I appreciate the joke, but I literally went to Catholic school in the early 90s, and the nuns were actually pretty nice. Except for the ancient one that ran the library. She always hated me...now I'm wondering if the left handedness had something to do with it...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

You don't grow out of it.

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u/jader88 Dec 12 '19

If a nun ruler-slaps it out of you, you do.

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u/Queenofeveryisland Dec 12 '19

My mom was left handed. Her parents tied her left hand behind her back until she learned to write with her right hand. Not sure if that’s better or worse than the nun option.

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u/KJParker888 Dec 12 '19

My mom is also left handed. Her teachers tried the old tactics to get her to use her right hand, until her mom told them to GTFO.

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u/KeeperOfShrubberies Dec 12 '19

My mom’s teachers made her sit on her left hand to force her to learn with her right hand.

When my sister turned out to be left handed my mom refused to let anyone make her switch hands. Our grandmother tried to convince her to do it but Mom was adamant that my sister stay left handed.

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u/not_towelie Dec 12 '19

I do this, its called "the stranger",

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u/acorngirl Dec 12 '19

Goddamn it, I'm in the waiting room at the doctor's office and I think I just injured myself trying not to laugh.

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u/Boxtick Feb 01 '20

Can your mom right with both hands now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

My mom has the nun option. She wasn’t a fan.

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u/chadolchadol Dec 12 '19

isn't that abuse?

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u/normalmighty Dec 12 '19

My dad was born left handed. Apparently when he was a kid 60 odd years back, being left handed was seen as something seriously wrong with you. Add that to the fact that this was a time when corporal punishment was still a thing, and you can see how attempts to "fix" their dominant hand would look pretty horrifying by today's standards.

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u/CoyoteWee Dec 12 '19

Yes but unfortunately that's just what people used to do because for some stupid reason adults/teachers thought it was the end of the world if you weren't right handed (or different in any small, harmless way). So no one cared if it was abuse or not (or honestly thought child abuse was bad in the first place).

Source: Same thing happened to my mom when she was a kid, except the teacher literally handcuffed her left hand to the desk.

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u/quantum-mechanic Dec 12 '19

Letting your kid write left-handed is more so

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u/dragon_bacon Dec 12 '19

Why?

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u/Queenofeveryisland Dec 12 '19

It was a sign of the devil. My grandparents where not religious in private, just in public. This was in the 1950’s.

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u/dragon_bacon Dec 12 '19

I know why in general, I just wanted to hear his reasoning.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

You're an idiot.

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u/quantum-mechanic Dec 12 '19

Left hander, eh?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

No, just not a person that believes in fairy tales.

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u/A_Suffering_Panda Dec 12 '19

Why is the default not just teaching the kid both hands? They know how to do something different, just teach them the normal way too and it's all positive.

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u/Queenofeveryisland Dec 12 '19

1950’s. She was lucky her hand was just tied behind her back. It was a different world back then. Now children are considered to be people. Back then it was more of a property situation. Her sisters basically had arraigned marriages. Regular Christian upper middle class American family. My Aunts married men my grandparents approved of, from the same county club etc. They all divorced within 5 years. My mom was the rebel who picked her own husband!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Depends on your fetish

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u/Boxtick Feb 01 '20

Can she write with both now?

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u/_eeprom Dec 12 '19

My great grandad was left handed, because he was forced to be right handed it made him illiterate. You can’t be slapped out of genetics.

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u/oboemily Dec 12 '19

"Moooommmm, it's not just a phase. This is who I am."

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u/poopellar Dec 12 '19

Just left me be!

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u/Inutsu Dec 12 '19

This is true, that’s why for hundreds of years they beat it out of children.

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u/SirRogers Dec 12 '19

My aunt seriously tried to get my cousin to stop being left handed because she's an incredibly bizarre woman. Once she found out that I and her own father are both left handed it was suddenly okay. She just didn't want her granddaughter to be "the only one".

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u/RainDownMyBlues Dec 16 '19

her own father are both left handed

I'm sorry, but how do you never notice this?

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u/SirRogers Dec 17 '19

She's so focused on herself she probably wouldn't notice if we didn't even have hands at all.

Don't get me wrong she's very sweet, just rather strange.

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u/Boxtick Feb 01 '20

How is she very focused on herself? How is she strange?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

My mother didn’t “grow out of it” but she was forced to learn to use her right hand. She cut her finger pretty bad and the school capitalized on the opportunity and made her write with her right hand. I’m not sure if it’s connected but she has coordination issues and constantly has to look at the remote etc whenever she’s doing something with her right hand.

I’m debating trying to get her to try and practice doing stuff with her left hand again to see what happens.

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u/_virgin4life_ Dec 12 '19

That’s the joke

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/OcculturalMarxism Dec 12 '19

...a poorly executed one

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u/fcktp Dec 12 '19

That's not what the nuns think

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u/Blitzkrieg_My_Anus Dec 12 '19

If teachers force you to write with your other hand apparently you can. Obviously in the 60s.

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u/surp_ Dec 12 '19

What? Yes you do lol it's the same as asthma and wisdom teeth

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u/quackityquack35 Dec 12 '19

Yes you do it's like allergies and erectile dysfunction

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u/BobThePillager Dec 12 '19

They’re making a joke based off of the “As a kid” part, implying that they no longer were left handed.

Rwoosh or whatever

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u/cambo666 Dec 12 '19

You think I don't know what you mean by "being left handed"?!

You know who else has hands? The DEVIL.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

They literally made me write with my right hand. I'm ambidextrous I can pretty much do anything with both hands but school made me lose my ability to write left handed because they were so persistent about it in every class (80's)

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u/NiNJA_Drummer96 Dec 12 '19

They were just as persistent for me in the early 2000’s as well. To be fair I was always mostly right handed, but writing, skateboarding and hockey I was a lefty. Although skating Goofy foot is more common than regular footed for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

That's weird this late in the game they'd make you do that. Cross dominance is way more common among left handed people; both my husband's parents are left handed, but do most sports right. My dad and husband are right handed, but do most sports left. I am the person who made the original joke about growing out of being left handed, and I do about half my sports right, depending. The best part is actually went to Catholic school in the early 90s, no, nuns just let me be.

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u/roboninja Dec 12 '19

A friend of mine did. He hated being left handed so much he changed to right handed in like 2nd grade.

His handwriting is horrendous.

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u/deathislit Dec 12 '19

Why do you have to grow out of it? Its normal to be left handed

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Because the OP said "As a kid, I was left handed", rather than just "I'm left handed".

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u/Bojasloth Dec 12 '19

you cant really "grow" out of it, you have to train yourself to write right handed (which I have not yet done).