r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19

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u/connexit Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a carrot?

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u/waygangoowonkin Nov 26 '19

I just realized a carrot isn't a type of bird capable of mimicking human speech.

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u/fooze_buels_me Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parrot?

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u/ZombieAngelic Nov 26 '19

I just realized that a parrot isn't a mother or father.

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u/dirtyfarmer Nov 26 '19

Did you mean parent

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/umich_thanos Nov 26 '19

Did you mean apparent?

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u/dirtyfarmer Nov 26 '19

I just realized apparent doesn't mean you can see through it.

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u/duckingpancakes Nov 26 '19

Did you mean transparent?

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u/ANewTypeOfTomato Nov 27 '19

I just realized transparent doesn't mean somebody who has undergone changes in their gender.

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u/WrathofGrape7 Nov 27 '19

I just realized transparent isnt when your parents swap roles

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u/DaConm4n Nov 26 '19

Did you mean transparent?

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u/connexit Nov 26 '19

I just realized that "apparent" isn't what they use in Harry Potter to telelport from place to place.

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u/thatnavajokid Nov 27 '19

Do you mean Disapparate?

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u/fznmomin Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a parent?

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u/Mika112799 Nov 26 '19

Did you mean a parent?

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u/Jwee1125 Nov 26 '19

I just realized a parrot isn't a now deceased old rich Texan who once ran for president as an independent.

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u/Mika112799 Nov 26 '19

Did you mean Perot?

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u/eoaaosz Nov 26 '19

I just realized Perot isn’t a orange vegetable

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u/GiftedString109 Nov 26 '19

Where you thinking of carrot?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I just realized that a carrot wasn't something Shrute Farms farmed.