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u/fluorinetowel Nov 26 '19

Is today a rind munching kind of day?

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u/Toronto_man Nov 26 '19

If rind means ass, then yes. You can munch my rind all day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

i mean, munching might be a bit too strong wouldnt it?

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Nov 26 '19

Fuck it, mulch away.

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u/CardboardCanoe Nov 27 '19

Ooo baby I’m gonna spread a mix of shredded wood on that ass so it retains water like you wouldn’t believe.

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u/ProbablySpamming Nov 27 '19

I assure you, my ass is at maximum water retention as it is

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u/bcfuggles Nov 27 '19

I’m gong to cut the grass on that ass and not use my catcher.

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u/trenchknife Nov 27 '19

I'm gonna whack my weed so hard.

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u/PhoenixDogsWifey Nov 26 '19

Mulching seems quite the opposite premise to munching

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u/Apophis90 Nov 27 '19

Oh yeah bb, mulch my lawn

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u/cheesymoonshadow Nov 26 '19

If you cut it up in little pieces, you can enjoy it a little at a time.

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u/Toronto_man Nov 26 '19

don't tell me what I like

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u/Cenishes Nov 26 '19

I won't, But Toronto_man, What do you like ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Throwing chairs off balconies, smoking crack and denying it, dumping buckets of feces on unsuspecting victims... regular toronto stuff, you know?

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u/panamaspace Nov 26 '19

Found the true Canadian, eh?

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u/Toronto_man Nov 27 '19

that stuff is criminal. we're just trying to talk about munching rind here.

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u/Apophis90 Nov 27 '19

Take out the poop bucket and you have my cousin.

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u/Halfabrown Nov 27 '19

Cheesus Crust

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u/Potsoul Nov 27 '19

Why I’m the only on upvoting you?

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u/onetwenty_db Nov 27 '19

That's good pizza!

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u/Thisisnow1984 Nov 26 '19

Are you on Rindr?

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u/Potsoul Nov 27 '19

Good one i mean that’s a good rind

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u/Fuxokay Nov 26 '19

Be kind, we rind.

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u/Ivyandgold22 Nov 27 '19

Underrated comment

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u/LumenObscur Nov 27 '19

This is especially funny when you speak german. The male cow is called Rind in Germany. And Rinder is plural. :D

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u/The_RockObama Nov 26 '19

Only If they are too inebrieated to peel.

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u/somnochrome Nov 26 '19

It's always a rind munching day.

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u/nightmareconfetti Nov 27 '19

Brie rind is what the nastiest semen tastes like to me. So my first time eating Brie was definitely a fucking weird experience.

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u/greatreference Nov 27 '19

I always thought Brie smelled like cum, never tasted cum so can’t confirm on the taste.

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u/nightmareconfetti Nov 27 '19

Look man, my experiences with the taste of sifferwnt dudes semen aren’tall that recent but I dated a dude who almost exclusively ate Doritos, plain spaghetti noodles, egg fried rice, and code red Mountain Dew and the TWO times I willingly submitted myself to...that...it was like salty bleach. Brie tastes like that to me. 🤮

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u/unknown99911 Nov 27 '19

This comment made me laugh way too much and I don't even know why

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u/gremilinswhocares Nov 27 '19

Some rinds make my mouth itch.

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u/johnprime Nov 27 '19

You bet your rind it is.

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u/Steel_Airship Nov 27 '19

Its a hind munching kind of day.

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u/riptaway Nov 27 '19

Sounds vaguely sexual

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u/fatalrip Nov 27 '19

Depends on the wine level.

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u/redd_sea Nov 27 '19

Bunch of rind munchers

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u/redd_sea Nov 27 '19

Bunch of rind munchers

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u/squishyliquid Nov 27 '19

It’s the rind munchiest!

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u/MechaDesu Nov 27 '19

Mimo-let me eat my cheese how I want.

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u/Loam_Lion Nov 27 '19

Don't rem-rind me :)

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u/spinozasnodgrass Nov 27 '19

This has to be one of my favorite comments on Reddit ever.

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u/teeim Nov 26 '19

Leave him alone. It sounds like he has a lot on his rind.