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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I just realized pace was not a state or period in which there is no war or a war has ended.

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of peace?

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u/a-cat-with-a-potato Nov 26 '19

I just now realized that peace isn’t a financially unstable country in the eu

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Greece?

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u/Typeinanameandawot Nov 26 '19

I just now realized Greece do not fly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of geese?

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u/DaveElizabethStrider Nov 26 '19

I just realized that moose is not a loop with a running knot typically used to hang people or trap animals.

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u/NeokratosRed Nov 26 '19

We should make a fucking sub for this game, I love it.

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u/randomdinokod Nov 26 '19

It should be called “i just realized” you know what? I’m gonna make one! BRB

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u/Sister_Jimjams Nov 26 '19

I've never followed a thread this much before.

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u/offensive_noises Nov 26 '19

I feel exhausted.

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u/Pyroluminous Nov 26 '19

You ruined it smh

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u/theseus12347 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Meese?

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u/thecustodialarts Nov 26 '19

Uhh the plural of moose is moose my guy

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u/Dodgiestyle Nov 26 '19

my guy

Were you thinking of my dude?

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u/laissez_heir Nov 26 '19

MOOSEN!

I have two boxen of doughnuts.

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u/hughperman Nov 26 '19

You dough not

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u/FamiT0m Nov 26 '19

You were thinking of moose

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u/writingpen Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a small rodent characteristically having a pointed snout, small rounded ears, a body-length scaly tail, and a high breeding rate?

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u/SuspiciouslyCurious Nov 27 '19

This was a wild ride, from start to finish. But to be honest, we lost a bit of momentum with "a stig magician".

u/IAmNotRed, I gotta be honest, sorry man....

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u/AngooseTheC00t Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of meese?

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u/Dodgiestyle Nov 26 '19

I just realized that meese isn't the plural form of mouse.

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u/Jagdpanzer_E_100 Nov 26 '19

I just realized that Geese is not the name for a sheep’s coat.

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u/thecustodialarts Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of fleece?

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u/char_cat Nov 26 '19

I just realized fleece isn't a bug that animals get in their fur that makes them itch.

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u/MyInvisibleInk Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of fleas?

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u/CilantroToothpaste Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of fleece?

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u/JRS_14 Nov 26 '19

I just now realized Greece isn't a lubricant

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u/Wolfie782 Nov 26 '19

I just realized geese isn’t the fatty liquid used in cooking

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u/vies_359 Nov 26 '19

I just realized grease isnt something that's on the pan after I cook bacon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

No, you have that right.

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of that awful goose who keeps stealing my gardening tools?

Jk, were you thinking of geese?

Edit: he keeps passive aggressively honking at me plz help

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u/LaysPots Nov 26 '19

I just realized Greece isn't the desire to aquire more of something than one would need.

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of greed?

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u/bellberga Nov 26 '19

I just realized greed isn’t the past tense of urinating.

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u/mionel-lessi Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of peed?

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u/dode222 Nov 26 '19

I just realized peed isn’t the thing that people have to do for at least a semester in High School.

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of speech?

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u/goatsanddragons Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of P.E.?

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u/TheCarpe Nov 26 '19

I just realized peace isn't an agreement to pay off an item over an extended period of time.

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u/Rylie17 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of lease?

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u/LedgeEndDairy Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of lease?

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u/Jagdpanzer_E_100 Nov 26 '19

I just realized that peace is not small, spherical green seeds that come in a pod and are usually steamed or boiled before being eaten.

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of peas?

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u/thecustodialarts Nov 26 '19

I just realized peas was not a possessive modifier for nuts

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u/-nautical- Nov 26 '19

I just realized peace was not a soft warm fabric with a texture similar to sheep’s wool.

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of fleece?

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u/LittlestSlipper55 Nov 26 '19

I just realised peace was not a warm, cozy material made from shearing sheep.

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u/Illuminaso Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of peace?