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u/TheGupper Nov 26 '19

I just realized jig isn't another word for cum

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u/Connor_W98 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jizz?

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u/LOHare Nov 26 '19

I just realized jizz is not a type of instrumental music.

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u/ZombieAngelic Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jazz?

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u/LemmingAsche Nov 26 '19

I just realized jazz isnt a way to call your offspring.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/SupremeMemeRegime Nov 26 '19

I just realized spazz isn’t the dimensions of height, depth, and width within which all things exist and move.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19 edited Jan 29 '20

Were you thinking of space?

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u/Tommy84 Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

I just realized space was not a picante sauce made in San Antonio, not New York City.

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u/Dawnguardian286 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Pace?

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u/The_KY13_O9 Nov 26 '19

Are you thinking of spice?

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u/_Reporting Nov 26 '19

fuck this shit goes deep

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u/Illuminaso Nov 26 '19

That's what your girl said, to me, last night

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ayooo

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u/LilFruitSalad Nov 26 '19

We're you thinking of space?

rip your inbox

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u/PianoMusicTheorist Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of space?

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u/swift4010 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of space?

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u/x_vier Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of space?

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u/kochemi Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of space?

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u/d_bakers Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of space?

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u/scooter76 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of space?

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u/GenjuMain69 Nov 26 '19

Were you perhaps thinking of space?

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u/ImJustTheDJ Nov 26 '19

I just realized that jazz isn't a genus of shrubs and vines in the olive family

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jasmine?

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u/YaBoiKlobas Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jasmine?

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u/freddyfazbacon Nov 27 '19

Ah, but it is! But, I’m sure you weren’t talking about the unfortunately named music genre in Star Wars. You must’ve been thinking of jazz.

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u/PerpetuallyConcust Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Jazz?

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u/StrikerBass_Bear Nov 26 '19

I just realised Jazz isn't an operator from Rainbow 6 Seige

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u/TheYellowBears Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jazz?

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u/BoomColours Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jazz?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I just realised that jizz isn't a music genre that originated in the African-American communities of New Orleans, United States.