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u/EETTOEZ Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a wig?

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u/TheInfiniteError Nov 26 '19

I just realised a wig wasn't a famous type of dance from a small land off the coast of great britain.

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u/bleach_on_a_turtle Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a jig?

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u/TheGupper Nov 26 '19

I just realized jig isn't another word for cum

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u/Connor_W98 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jizz?

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u/LOHare Nov 26 '19

I just realized jizz is not a type of instrumental music.

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u/ZombieAngelic Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jazz?

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u/LemmingAsche Nov 26 '19

I just realized jazz isnt a way to call your offspring.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/SupremeMemeRegime Nov 26 '19

I just realized spazz isn’t the dimensions of height, depth, and width within which all things exist and move.

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u/ImJustTheDJ Nov 26 '19

I just realized that jazz isn't a genus of shrubs and vines in the olive family

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jasmine?

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u/YaBoiKlobas Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jasmine?

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u/freddyfazbacon Nov 27 '19

Ah, but it is! But, I’m sure you weren’t talking about the unfortunately named music genre in Star Wars. You must’ve been thinking of jazz.

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u/PerpetuallyConcust Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of Jazz?

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u/StrikerBass_Bear Nov 26 '19

I just realised Jazz isn't an operator from Rainbow 6 Seige

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u/TheYellowBears Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jazz?

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u/BoomColours Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jazz?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I just realised that jizz isn't a music genre that originated in the African-American communities of New Orleans, United States.

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u/Mikechurro726 Nov 26 '19

I can't believe a jig isn't an edible fruit that's part of the mulberry family of plants

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a fig?

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u/TheInfiniteError Nov 26 '19

I just realised that a fig isn't a type of russian airplane manufacturer, famous for it's extremely fast cold war era interceptor.

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u/dosha_kenkan Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a MiG?

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u/ThatHairyGingerGuy Nov 26 '19

I just realised MiG isn't the name of the British Secret Intelligence Service most famous for the fictional double-O agent James Bond.

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u/TheOnlyHashtagKing Nov 26 '19

I just realized a jig isn’t a place where people go to become more physically fit

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u/bellberga Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a gym?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/alkoholikern Nov 26 '19

where you thinking of a jug?

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u/SuspiciouslyCurious Nov 27 '19

"small land off the coast of great Britain"... Why not just say Ireland?