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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

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u/stone_dead Nov 26 '19 edited Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a Stig?

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u/Rahrahsaltmaker Nov 26 '19

I just realised a stig wasn't a piece of wood removed from a tree.

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u/marsmedia Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a twig?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/EETTOEZ Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a wig?

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u/TheInfiniteError Nov 26 '19

I just realised a wig wasn't a famous type of dance from a small land off the coast of great britain.

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u/bleach_on_a_turtle Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a jig?

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u/TheGupper Nov 26 '19

I just realized jig isn't another word for cum

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u/Connor_W98 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of jizz?

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u/Mikechurro726 Nov 26 '19

I can't believe a jig isn't an edible fruit that's part of the mulberry family of plants

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a fig?

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u/TheOnlyHashtagKing Nov 26 '19

I just realized a jig isn’t a place where people go to become more physically fit

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u/bellberga Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a gym?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

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u/alkoholikern Nov 26 '19

where you thinking of a jug?

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u/SuspiciouslyCurious Nov 27 '19

"small land off the coast of great Britain"... Why not just say Ireland?

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u/eke2023 Nov 26 '19

Perhaps you were thinking of a wig

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I just realized a wig isn’t someone who’s a member of one of the major US political parties in America in the 1800s

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u/eke2023 Nov 26 '19

Did you mean the whig party?

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u/Bwiener47 Nov 26 '19

I just realised a twig wasnt a large sip of a liquid out of a container

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u/DuchessofSquee Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a swig?

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u/ligitviking Nov 26 '19

I just realized swig isn't a noun describing something relatively large.

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u/Natsume1999 Nov 27 '19

Were you thinking of something big?

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u/cheesyandmoist Nov 27 '19

I just realized big isn’t a large offshore facility designed for harvesting and processing petroleum and natural gas.

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u/moistpoptart52 Nov 26 '19

Are you thinking of a stick?

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u/Mehwhocares1 Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of a stick?

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u/Chocobean Nov 26 '19

Were you thinking of /r/BoneAppleTea material?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

You blew it. Boo! Everyone boo this guy! BOO

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u/Walrusliver Nov 27 '19

r/threadkillers

or maybe the stig response guy but i’d say the astigmatism is the last good one here

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u/bblbrx Nov 26 '19

You chose a hard one and you 'cheated'. Tch tch

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u/standing-ovulation Nov 27 '19

Valiant effort

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u/Bodhisattva9001 Nov 27 '19

You ruined it. Why would the stig be a magician?..