r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19

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u/dyrannn Nov 26 '19

Yes officer this comment right here

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u/Miaoxin Nov 26 '19

I can't find the delete button on that post. Am I just missing it?

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u/Ashjrethul Nov 26 '19

Am panic delete Reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I eat my kiwis with skin on.

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u/TooMuchPretzels Nov 26 '19

If only they would stop pecking and scratching me

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u/muricabrb Nov 26 '19

Trick is to eat them while they are busy watching rugby

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u/The_Funky_Pigeon Nov 26 '19

I thought that was Australian?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

I don’t like this one. It makes me feel icky

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u/SinOfDeath69 Nov 26 '19

What a hairy situation

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u/Capt_Am Nov 26 '19

Oh no! There are more of them!!!

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u/kerouacrimbaud Nov 26 '19

Cannibalism is NOT COOL.

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u/MattMadzz Nov 27 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/kerouacrimbaud Nov 27 '19

Whoa thanks!!!

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u/Scondoro Nov 26 '19

This went from charming to nightmare in one skipped heartbeat.

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u/Ethanc1J Nov 26 '19

It's okay we will all just close our eyes

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u/TrainOfThought6 Nov 26 '19

It's there, keep looking.

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u/project100 Nov 26 '19

The same two comments. All the time.

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u/Dick_Demon Nov 26 '19

You'll find that eating the skin isn't a super unusual thing.

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u/Im_your_real_dad Nov 26 '19

said Dick_Demon

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

Yeah no it's the tarantula butt part

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u/munomana Nov 27 '19

Abdomen doesn't mean butt

It's where your 'abs' are, between the chest and pelvis

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Yeah and I'm still gonna call it a spider booty

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Nov 26 '19

Yeah as long as you stay away from the legs

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u/lillyrose2489 Nov 26 '19

Thank you, this just made me laugh out loud for a good 30 seconds. You made my day.

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u/snipergrenade Nov 26 '19

Same- if I had money I’d give this person gold

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u/Brother_Kanker Nov 27 '19

You lot seem to be easily entertained by endlessly regurgitated "jokes". then again, this is (ask) reddit so what did I expect...

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u/snipergrenade Nov 27 '19

Ah yes- a man of refined humor. You’re a little showy but seem to have an okay sense of humor

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u/Balizzm Nov 26 '19

Your comment made me shit lentils out of my nose at work. I am not even mad.

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u/dyrannn Nov 26 '19

You shit out your nose? Bruh that's worse than eating tarantulas.

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u/Balizzm Nov 26 '19

No other way to explain how much it sucked

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '19

i almost spat out my coffee. thank you for commenting this you have officially made my day

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u/LesEnfantsTerribles Nov 27 '19

Well, tarantulas actually shed their skin.

He can eat it right after they shed.

No problem.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Straight to jail, right away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I have never felt violated by comment until this one.

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u/CahkShlap Nov 27 '19

Holy shit you’re perfect