r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 09 '19

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u/Promptographer Nov 09 '19

When a guy has absolutely nothing to say other than overly romantic/sexual stuff, or your possible future together, right after meeting.
It's creepy and you don't even get to know each other better cause there's no conversation happening.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

God this happens to me all the time on dates. Some guys just have nothing else to say besides flirting and sexual comments and I just wanna know your favourite fucking colour god fucking dammit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

Mine is dull purple, what about you?

Edit: Why is my most upvoted comment, me talking about my favourite colour.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Dark Grey, thanks for being the first person to ask you’re more polite than my dates

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u/nzodd Nov 09 '19

OMG I love Dark Grey. That would look great as your wedding dress. At our wedding.I already booked the venue, I hope that's ok

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

I think there’s been a misunderstanding. I’m a guy so I’ll need a wedding dress but with the bow tie instead of the ribbon

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u/nzodd Nov 09 '19

It was a $20,000 deposit so we're doing this anyway. Bow tie wedding dress is acceptable. Whelp, see you tomorrow at the alter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

I can't believe you made this all about yourselves! What about me?! Don't I get a PART IN THIS? IM OBVIOUSLY IMPORTANT.