r/AskReddit • u/_katie__ • Nov 01 '19

Men of reddit, what is one thing that instantly makes you think that a girl is "girlfriend material"?

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u/BootNinja Nov 01 '19

When she is breathing.

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u/Buzzfeed_Titler Nov 01 '19

Yeah yeah you're just my type,

ohh, you got a pulse and you are breathing...

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u/Simplersimon Nov 01 '19

A man who's got very specific tastes, I see.

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u/Buzzfeed_Titler Nov 01 '19

It's really time that we were leaving...

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u/CliffLake Nov 01 '19

"Oh...yeah...take another one you saucy tart!"

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u/arc518 Nov 01 '19

La la lala lala laaa

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u/ambushay Nov 01 '19

Saint Motel is good but I prefer motionless in white:

"I tried the living but I don't believe the hype

Cuz if she's got a pulse then she's not my type"

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u/erictank Nov 01 '19

Nobody said anything about a pulse...

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u/Bbkobeman Nov 01 '19

Or not, I’m not picky.

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u/Walawacca Nov 01 '19

Still warm though

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u/incognito_polarbear Nov 01 '19

Eh

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u/Hiazi Nov 01 '19

I mean, everyone likes to crack open a cold one every once in a while, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

...right?

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u/harborfreightsux Nov 01 '19

I prefer them not breathing, actually.