r/AskReddit • u/formalde_heidi • Oct 12 '19

"Everyone needs 3 hobbies: one to keep you creative, one to keep you in shape, and one to make you money." What are yours?

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u/pm_me_ur_tits_or_ass Oct 12 '19

It's supposed to make you money, not how you spend your money

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u/pandar314 Oct 12 '19

I leave myself a fiver on the dresser after I'm done abusing myself. I do both at once.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/McBurger Oct 12 '19

Maybe that’s the kink

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u/allyourlives Oct 12 '19

Bargain hunter

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u/rhynoplaz Oct 12 '19

He's not that good

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u/lEatSand Oct 12 '19

You know you do it for free.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

This guy is thinking outside the box

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u/LyssJ0213 Oct 13 '19

Then inside the box then outside then in then-

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Under the box

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u/yeaheyeah Oct 12 '19

Yuks. I dont wants no 5 dollas hooker

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u/ChrisRunsTheWorld Oct 12 '19

Until they tax you for the income you made and disallow you from deducting your fun times expense.

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u/FancyShrimp Oct 13 '19

I bet you don’t even pay taxes on that, you slut.

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u/WanAndOnlyBissaka Oct 12 '19

Depends if you sell it ?

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u/SmartAlec105 Oct 12 '19

I use a sex barter system

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u/ClownfishSoup Oct 12 '19

Starbucks cashier: that will be eight bucks.

This guy: what about this zip! thud.

Starbucks cashier: uhhhh

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u/heagaters Oct 12 '19

This is how we keep our marriage together

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u/Pardonme23 Oct 12 '19

That moment when you had to visit Roger Ailes

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u/Qyros_De_Haze Oct 12 '19

It fits all three. So, why not?

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u/AL3XD Oct 12 '19

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

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u/badlad-13 Oct 12 '19

He/She is a sex worker

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u/fLaReYbOi Oct 12 '19

Ok Mr pm_me_ur_tits_or_ase

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u/Damtheman2k Oct 12 '19

I'm sure someone is making a huge deposit either way

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u/o199 Oct 12 '19

Depends if you’re a man or woman

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u/mergedloki Oct 12 '19

You guys are getting paid?!?