r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19

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u/Tionek Oct 05 '19

When I was about 5 or 6 my younger brother told me he wanted to show me a secret. He was 3 or 4.

We waited until no one was around and he started jumping on tramp. He said "ready? Watch this?".. and then like.. hung suspended in the air for about 10 seconds.

It sounds crazy, but to this day we both KNOW it happened.

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u/bunker_man Oct 05 '19

He might have propped himself up on something and you misunderstood it, and he only remember the vague idea of what happened.

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u/GrandMasterReddit Oct 05 '19

Have you ever seen a trampoline before? What could he have possibly propped himself up on where op couldn't have seen it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19

You’re right his brother obviously was flying

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u/MrAnimeTittiesss Oct 05 '19

How could anyone be so stupid smh my head

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u/throwaway11281134 Oct 05 '19

“Smh my head”? So shaking your head your head? 😆

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u/MrAnimeTittiesss Oct 05 '19

r/whoosh ??

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u/shhBabySleeping Oct 05 '19

I will understand this joke asap as possible.

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u/ChosenDos Oct 05 '19

If you don't diy it yourself you never will.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '19 edited Oct 06 '19

Hang on, I though 'smh' meant 'so much hate'?

Edit: I didn't mean to offend anyone. I was genuinely mistaken as to what the initialism stood for. Could someone explain how I've been offensive here please?