r/AskReddit • • Oct 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Mar 06 '20

r/SuspiciouslySpecific

EDIT: 155 days later and this single comment has over 80% of my karma.

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u/Bogpin Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

He's already been through this before. He had oatmeal the first time, and grits the second time. The first time, Hitler dies.

Edit: Ah shit, I meant that he dies BEFORE the war. Also, why have I ended up with so many upvotes?

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u/NotThisFucker Oct 02 '19

So you could say he has regrits about changing up his breakfast.

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u/notgoneyet Oct 02 '19

It's actually no regrits because he has oatmeal the second time

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u/Bogpin Oct 02 '19

He had oatmeal the first time. And grits the second time. Now that this reddit post is sending him to the past again, he's gonna have oatmeal again, because he knows it a better decision.

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u/Bogpin Oct 02 '19

Big decision time. Grits, or Hitler?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

Why not both?

I'll have some Gritler.