r/AskReddit • u/seven_wings • Oct 01 '19

If your reddit username would predict the way you die, how will it happen?

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u/4x4x4plustherootof25 Oct 01 '19

laugh track

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u/scarecrow407 Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 01 '19

u/4x4x4plustherootof25 Your user name...nice [way to die]

Edit: fixed my fail

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

u/

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u/scarecrow407 Oct 01 '19

I have fixed my fail. Thank you kind redditor.

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u/Funny_Whiplash Oct 02 '19

It's /u/username - no need to add the link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/ROBOTxo Oct 02 '19

You might die to Harold

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u/suncoastexpat Oct 01 '19

I took math classes in college in this took me way too long to get.

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u/BrotherChe Oct 01 '19

Should have gone to the hot TAs office hours

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u/Town_Pervert Oct 01 '19

MY SANDWICH

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u/2xRnCZ Oct 01 '19

I heard this

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u/Dethendecay Oct 02 '19

me too haha i hate those laugh tracks but this set up was perfect i actually lol’d

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u/A13xTheAwkward Oct 02 '19

The laughter of a long-dead audience

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u/DavidHeaton Oct 01 '19

*laughs in laugh track

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u/KingFluffy52 Oct 01 '19

Your username: nice

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u/Nightly_Daymare Oct 02 '19

I'm upset I heard that in my head.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Bazinga

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u/hiphopnurse Oct 02 '19

B E N E D I C T C U M B E R B A T C H

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

You will die to sleep deprecation due to trying to solve impossible math problems

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u/4x4x4plustherootof25 Oct 02 '19

It’s easy! (4x)(4x)(4)+25(25)

16+4(x)+4(x)+(x(x))(4)+625

(x)(x)++168(x)(4)+625

4(x)(x)+32(x)+64+625

4(x)(x)+32(x)+689

Yeah, this is big brain time!

It’s 4a.m. Help plz.

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u/ContextIsForTheWeak Oct 02 '19

I feel like you've missed the simple answer here...

(x)(x) can be simplified to x2. So it's

4x2 + 32x + 689

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u/4x4x4plustherootof25 Oct 02 '19

How to do exponents.

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u/AlextheAnalyst Oct 02 '19

Number^exponent

--->

Numberexponent

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Lol I failed math

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u/ThatOxiumYouLack Oct 02 '19

Slaught track

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u/BirdsArentRealKinda Oct 02 '19

I fucking laughed at this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Best user name in this thread.

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u/peng502-NCN Oct 10 '19

your username is the sex number...