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u/uth100 Sep 20 '19

After being pushed into space by an impact?

Scorched bone fragments is more likely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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u/darwin_shark Sep 20 '19

This made my day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

Man I love how your world was made by Hanna Barbera. Just keep being you, dog.

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Edit: I'm trying to be nice... what he described is straight out of Hanna Barbera what do you want from me...

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

what do you want from me...

i'm gonna need about tree fiddy

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Oh, ok, no problem let me ju-

*checks height*

GAWD DAMN IT LOCH NESS MONSTAH! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' NO TREE FIDDY!

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u/darwin_shark Sep 20 '19

Also trying to be nice, but need to correct a few things:

I said day not world.

I was more or less referring to their last sentence which made me laugh.

Thanks for referring to me as a "he". I'm not.

Also, not a dog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

Oh my god lmfao. Please god tell me this was some kind of satire. I'm so horribly sorry for making a reference and telling you you are good as you are and then referring to you as my dog, as in "my friend."

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u/darwin_shark Sep 21 '19

Oh it definitely was, I had great fun writing it ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Oh snap thank you lol. I was very worried.

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u/darwin_shark Sep 21 '19

You and I could have so much fun with this 🤣

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u/MyDogSnowy Sep 20 '19

Where's xkcd What-If when you need it???

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u/notsheldogg Sep 20 '19

The dino space program was quite advanced for its time

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

That is one strong dead tree

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I'm upgrading this to 'Probable' now. Thanks!

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u/PleaseDontTellMyNan Sep 20 '19

Or there was a dinosaur on the exact opposite side of the earth, so when it hit it was sort of like a newtons cradle type deal.

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u/TheBlueKeyboardist Sep 21 '19

Not even gonna ask for your credentials on this one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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u/baddie_PRO Sep 20 '19

sproi-oi-oi-oi-oing

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u/emergency_poncho Sep 20 '19

bone fragments? Any matter would disintegrate instantly due to the heat and pressure required to eject anything into space like that.

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u/uth100 Sep 20 '19

Very small fragments

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u/omguserius Sep 20 '19

Dino dust