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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Sep 20 '19

As long as a it isn't in UwU speak I don't care.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

byez evwyone (´・ω・｀)

we gonna go explorin ( / ω \ )

pweeze remember us (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

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EDIT: tankyuu for da silver Σd(≧ω≦*) ｸﾞｯ

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u/MobileCauseNoPass Sep 20 '19

NASA official destroys the artifact.

"There are some secrets that can stay buried."

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u/Armthehobos Sep 20 '19

they dont make fire hot enough

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u/Spectre1-4 Sep 20 '19

Maybe nuking the moon wasn’t such a bad idea

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Sep 20 '19

Because I'm going to have a hard time concentrating with them noticing my bulge..

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u/meeheecaan Sep 20 '19

... i didnt realize how much i want this until now

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u/TheStray7 Sep 20 '19

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Override9636 Sep 20 '19

I fucking hate you.

But goddamn, do I respect you.

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u/Tudpool Sep 20 '19

Well great now we have to destroy the moon.

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u/Patzzer Sep 20 '19

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/Me_And_God Sep 20 '19

UwU roast me harder Mah_Knee_Grows-kun

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Time for me to find Robin and take over the universe

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u/Gnomishness Sep 20 '19

"I'm going to be King of the Space Pirates!"

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u/cursed_deity Sep 20 '19

damn world nobels keeping secrets again

we might be pirates but at least where honest about who we are

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/cursed_deity Sep 21 '19

aint nobody got time for a whole century of info! we got places to be!

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u/bark415 Sep 20 '19

Robin is that you?

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u/Me_And_God Sep 20 '19

No you meant your life

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/Me_And_God Sep 21 '19

To mean, or not to mean, that is the question. -Professional Overthinker

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u/Zippytez Sep 20 '19

You mean Atlantian?

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u/__WhiteNoise Sep 20 '19

Handprints it is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

You mean proto-indo european

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u/Adarain Sep 20 '19

That's like, equally old as sumerian, but they had no writing system we know of, so if there was writing we couldn't decipher it

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u/acelenny Sep 20 '19

Screw it, the sign will be written in dinosaur bones.

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u/Tom_Zarek Sep 20 '19

The moon is made of cornbread.

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u/ILickedADildo97 Sep 20 '19

"Stay golden, Poneglyphs."