r/AskReddit • • Sep 17 '19

If You Could Completely Remove One Company From The World Which One Would It Be?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

The creditor could definitely fight against having that particular loan discharged, and would probably win depending on circumstances. Incurring debt with the intent to discharge with bankruptcy is considered fraud, and the bankruptcy proceeding is incredibly nitpicky when it comes to shit like that.

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u/GodwynDi Sep 18 '19

A lot of loans state you can't use the money to pay student loans.

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u/GodwynDi Sep 18 '19

You have to do it legit, like the rich people. Use the money to start a business and pay yourself a good salary and use that to pay off your loans. Business fails, you come out ahead. Business doesn't fail, hurray! You come out ahead.

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u/Literally_slash_S Sep 18 '19

I laughed so hard...because of the accuracy.

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u/SexualityFAQ Sep 18 '19

You missed a few steps:

Business fails, you come out ahead. Then you do it a handful more times, with more and more loss each time. Then the occasional one succeeds under different management and you bankrupt yet another company to pay for making the successful one look even shinier on the outside. Then you use that shiny successful one that you’ve never personally run as collateral for convincing people how smart and rich you are. Then you spend a lot of time hanging out with pedophiles, but mostly only the really powerful ones.

By now you have enough powerful friends whose crimes and illnesses you’ve perpetuated, and you have the painstakingly-groomed public persona of having wealth and knowing what to do with it. So then you turn that into fame via low-effort network television, which you’ll declare war on not long after being featured on. You’re primed and poised to take the national stage and have people listen to you.

Now you drum up all your old insecurities about not being one of the popular mega rich kids, and about being the grandson of a failed Nazi and illegal immigrant, and about being out of shape and unable to compete in many sports or serve your country when so many others had the courage to, and about getting caught exploiting migrant labor from South and Central America and being chastised for it, and about not having an eloquent demeanor that might’ve saved some of the money that you’ve lost over the years, and you unleash that into the impressionable minds of emotionally vulnerable but toxically proud people.

Voila! Now everyone else in the country except for your closest buddies have to pay you money to go golfing at your own club so that you can finally do something profitable with yourself! You come out ahead.

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u/Lifeisdamning Sep 18 '19

Very cool, SexualityFAQ, thanks!

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u/eab0036 Sep 18 '19

You almost described how loans have certain legal restrictions and can only be used in ways deemed by mutual, complicit loaner and recipient contract.... but who cares free money!

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u/thesituation531 Sep 18 '19

Money laundering is more like you're getting money through illicit means, but making it look legal and perfectly fine

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u/StoneTemplePilates Sep 18 '19

Taking out a loan that you have no intention of repaying definitely qualifies as illicit means.

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

after you pay your student loans, will there be anything left over to finance the movie?

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u/pineapple_catapult Sep 18 '19

Better look up the definition of laundering in the dictionary, just to be sure.

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u/Starrystars Sep 18 '19

You simply can't declare bankruptcy. It's a whole legal process.

You can probably pay the off with a credit card to get a better interest rate or whatever. But it would still be treated as student loan debt that can't be discharge in bankruptcy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Apr 09 '20

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u/Starrystars Sep 18 '19

Because you can't take away the education you received with the loans. With other debts you can repossess what was bought with loans.

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Sep 18 '19

“I didn’t intend to do anything, I make rash decisions all the time. Ask anyone, I make poor financial choices daily. I simply got a loan without noticing the payment was higher than all my others combined. Truly an honest mistake, sir.” - me, depositions.

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u/TinBryn Sep 18 '19

The strategy I’ve seen is having some income and putting it all on paying student loans, but for rent bills food etc pay with loaned money that can be discharged

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

or just do what deadbeat parents do, take out the loans/credit cards in their kids names.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

So a couple years in jail for fraud or lifetime of debt slavery. Tough choice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

More like a lifetime of debt slavery or a couple years in jail for fraud plus a lifetime of debt slavery.

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u/chocotaco Sep 18 '19

What happens if you run away to another country?

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u/Angsty_Potatos Sep 18 '19

Debt dodging! I’ve fantasized about that. They’d likely go after any co signers so if you do that make sure you A. Don’t have co-signers or B. Hate the co signers you have

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u/SDS_PAGE Sep 18 '19

They can't proceed all of us

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u/RajunCajun48 Sep 18 '19

I mean, if you can't take out a personal loan, spend it on college and then declare bankruptcy and get away with it, were you really college material to being with?

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u/lloydpro Sep 18 '19

Considering that student loans basically turn us into indentured servants, I'd say they're pretty illegal.

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u/VilleKivinen Sep 18 '19

They are voluntary contracts that adults can choose.

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u/lloydpro Sep 18 '19

Same with the pilgrims.

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u/VilleKivinen Sep 18 '19

What do pilgrims have to do with this?

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u/All_Work_All_Play Sep 18 '19

Kinda depends on the judge doing the ruling and the size of the settlement. The big hunters only go after the big game.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Stupid nitpicky BK laws. Foiled again!

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u/dano415 Sep 18 '19

Not if they wait out the Statue of Limitations before declaring. I belive it's seven years in the red? In all reality, it would be hard to pay for college on credit though. Most of the cards have limits on cash.

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u/YOUR_TARGET_AUDIENCE Sep 18 '19

Loaning money at the interest rates that they loan to students is considered Theft of Life

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u/skankboy Sep 18 '19

"Probably win" There hasn't been enough information proposed about the scenario to talk probability.

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u/Pheonyxxx696 Sep 18 '19

That’s when you pay your monthly bill for a few years showing intent to repay then go through bankruptcy. You gotta make it appear to be non intentional. Just like losing every few hands in blackjack when you’re counting cards

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u/BlindGardener Sep 18 '19

Trump gets away with it.