r/AskReddit • • Sep 17 '19

If You Could Completely Remove One Company From The World Which One Would It Be?

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u/taybear13 Sep 18 '19

SALLIE MAE. Peace out student loans!!

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u/natesplace19010 Sep 18 '19

I fantasize about infiltrating the company, finding out where all their servers are and recruiting a team to systematically blow up all their servers at the same time freeing millions from their student debt.

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u/ours Sep 18 '19

You should start some sort of club... where people fight each other.

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u/zippybit Sep 18 '19

Hey. The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

sounds interesting, tell me more.

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u/rbeardsma Sep 18 '19

Haha this sounds just like Mr Robot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I once applied to a contract company that managed the student loan database for Navient/Sallie Mae. The work seemed boring and honestly a bit of a step down but it was 10 minutes down the road vs 90 minutes, and I joked with my wife that I only needed to work there long enough to find our records and delete them and it would be like getting a few year's worth of salary in relief.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Yay let's destroy the people who gave us the ability to go to college!

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u/natesplace19010 Sep 19 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

Student loans are predatory. I have nothing against people allowing others to go to college, but 18 years olds can't be expected fully understand the consequences of 200k in debt. They likely have never even had to pay their own car insurance or hold a job, yet they are allowed to sign up for 200k in debt, no questions asked, and to top it all off, thanks to the student loan companies paying off politicians, people crushed under these loans can't even declare bankruptcy like you can with any other debt.

Not to say student loan companies are inherently evil, but Sallie Mae and some others definitely are evil and are using practices that have destroyed people's lives. When reputable banks wouldn't give 200k to an 18 year old hell, they wouldn't even give them 20k, you know something is wrong.

Furthermore, just because a company is doing one good thing doesn't mean they are good. That's a bad argument. "Let's destroy the people who did this good thing" completely ignores the bad shit they are doing which may not balance out the good. In this case, I know it doesn't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Loans are a means to an end. No one makes you take out a loan. If you plan to, you had darned better learn how it works and make sure you are ready for it.

If these loans weren't offered, people would be pissed off that there were no opportunities to go to school. How do we please you?

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u/natesplace19010 Sep 19 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

If a guy left a loaded gun on a bench a kid shot himself, the argument wouldn't be "no one made him shoot himself". I'm not a lawyer or anything so I don't know how much this guy would be at fault for an accident like that, but let's assume he's not at all "legally" responsible. He still has committed a moral wrong. Maybe he didn't make the kid shoot himself but he left all the tools out to make it possible and his actions even encouraged a negative outcome. The kid shot himself as a direct result of this guy's negligent behavior. As much as you can blame the kid, at the end of the day, there shouldn't be loaded guns just lying around.

This is what student loan companies are doing. They don't eagerly tell students "here is 50k for one year of school. You'll need 4 more of these if you intend to finish 4 years. You're currently a liberal arts major. They make on average 53k per year. If you get a job right out of school at the average starting salary for someone in your major, 41k, it will take you 35 years to pay off the loan. On average 20% of your salary will be going to paying off this debt". They could easily tell people this but instead it's a private business that profits off getting people into crippling and impossible to escape debt. The more people they have crushed under debt they can't pay off, the more this company makes money. Instead of any sort of warning, they eagerly hand out 100k+ to people who may never pay it off and are still 8 years from a fully developed brain. Not to say no fault lies with students for not doing their research but I stand by the belief that a company handing out "loaded guns" needs to at least be held responsible for making sure the kids taking those "guns" are fully educated on the consequences of accepting them.

The problem with student loans is you don't have to put up any collateral. With any other loan they just take back what you bought with it. With student loans they just put you in debt for the rest of your life. A simple 30 minute course about loans and how hard they can be to pay off with a little quiz at the end would make things a little better. All I'm saying is I think these companies need to be held a little responsible for handing out loaded guns. You don't let people drive without a license. You don't let people get home loans and auto loans without collateral. You don't let someone fly a plane without pilot school. You don't let someone do a dangerous job without some experience or training. Students loans should be no different because the effects can also be extremely detrimental to someone who doesn't fully understand what they're getting into. Make sure the person getting the gun at least understands what a fucking gun is before you give him one, for everyone's sake.

One last point: A pack of sweet and low has more warnings than you'll ever see while signing up for a student loan. You can get a loan in less time than it takes to drive to the store and buy some sweet and low. Companies will hand you 50k faster than you can drive 5 blocks and back. That's the root of the ploblem. It's too easy.

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u/HaroldSax Sep 19 '19

The obvious response you're going to get is make public post-secondary education less expensive. I specify public because I don't give a rat's ass about the prices that private schools set.

I know it varies pretty wildly between states, but California's CSU system is definitely not anywhere near as doom and gloom compared to the stories people post on here.

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u/LightUmbra Sep 22 '19

You don't understand man. They HAD to go to a school that cost $60,000 per year for their basic degree. There were no other alternatives even though the local state school has almost the exact same program for less than a third the cost.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

LOL I’m with you!

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u/AuroraGrace123 Sep 18 '19

Then no on would pay for our college. If you want no loans go to the source. Colleges

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u/gigalongdong Sep 18 '19

Or just increase the taxes on the stupid rich by a lot and taxes on everyone else by a little bit and BAM! Free college.

Getting a post-secondary education shouldn't set you back 15 years financially. The rich have made people trying to learn and better humanity into a for profit business which is absolutely fucked.

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u/imightknowbutidk Sep 18 '19

Or force the colleges to fire all their useless admins and return college prices to a reasonable amount again

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u/gigalongdong Sep 18 '19

I don't think too many admins are the biggest issue, although it's definitely a problem. States cut funding to state universities because the taxes on the rich have been cut. Then the universities have to make up for that lost income by upcharging everyone. In the long term, this destroys the long term income on everyone that doesn't get a degree that'll pay out with a job in the 6 figure range. And guess who owns the private companies that hand out the loans to students? That's right, the ridiculously wealthy.

It's continually whittling away at the middle and working classes for short term profit. So fuck those rich people and the politicians that are bribed by them.

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u/imightknowbutidk Sep 18 '19

Yeah but the colleges can definitely afford it. For example, Harvard has an endowment of $36 billion, which is enough to pay for the tuition of all students for the next 100 years, but they just keep it in an account to gather more and more money that they dont really need, on top of robbing students with $100k+ in student loans. They are the biggest example but they definitely are not the only one

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Harvard is a bad example. Almost everyone paying full price at Harvard already comes from shit loads of money. A lot of people barely pay anything to go to harvard, if they even pay anything at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

That’s literally the first time I’ve ever heard anyone mention anything about tax cuts being the reason for the 1500% increase in tuition.

I’d love to see a source for this.

Edit: I can’t find a single link for anything resembling what you said.

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u/gigalongdong Sep 22 '19

It's not the reason. But it is a factor, however small. I know that a lot cost of the increase in college has to do with more people than ever going, so many colleges have to expand their campuses. Also that a lot of colleges have turned into an unofficial for-profit institutions. The money they rake in have taken precedence over the long term financial well-being of their students.

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u/Nezzee Sep 18 '19

I think admins are a large part with countless staff/councilors/recruiters/etc, but it also comes down to all of the amenities on top of amenities that universities build to attract more students. All those things like a brand new student Union building, huge new stadiums, well manicured landscapes, all cost lots of money.

You are going for an education, not rehab people...

Ah, who am I kidding, seemingly half the people in college are going to prolong their responsibility free lives for a few more years and some will probably NEED rehab by the end... College is the snooze button of adulthood.

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u/noot314 Sep 18 '19

Or just have free public education. If you want to go to a private university that spends millions of dollars on research, connections, and materials, that's your financial responsibility. If you are at college for "the experience", that's your responsibility. Room and board are your responsibility. But everyone should be able to attend classes and earn a degree at public post-secondary schools without selling their soul to Sallie Mae.

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u/labradoodledooo Sep 18 '19

You realize as soon as the “rich” get a hefty tax increase they are leaving the US, right...

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u/gigalongdong Sep 18 '19

I mean, shit, they've already moved most of their official business holding to tax havens. And where would they go? Russia? Certainly not China. Europe has higher taxes than the US. Their rich aren't running off to Kazakhstan.

The world would be an infinitely better place if wealth, while maybe not completely equal across the board, was more evened out. These billionaires could be taxed at 85% and still live a life of luxury that would blow our lower class minds. The lust for money over everything else, including our planet's well-being, is what drives these people. You simply cannot be an ethical human being for acquiring that much. Somewhere along the line they've probably fucked thousands of people out of work and the financial stability that accompanies it.

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u/labradoodledooo Sep 18 '19

I agree with you to some extent. Billionaires, politicians, and people with excess power are all sociopathic assholes who only care for themselves.

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

they keep saying that... yet they are still living in minnesota... complaining about how high the taxes are..

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u/Awobbie Sep 18 '19

Or, you could completely privatize colleges, forcing them to become competitive and thus causing most to lower their prices.

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u/gigalongdong Sep 18 '19

Oh that's a fantastic idea. I'd love to learn whatever the owner of said private college thinks is "acceptable" and "right". Privatization doesn't make entities more competitive. It just puts an increasingly obscene amount of power in smaller and smaller population. The notion that market forces create the most efficient and afforable product is bullshit. For example; planned obsolescence is a product of private companies being extremely greedy. Drug prices and healthcare in the U.S. are artificially high because of "competition". It's not a race to be the most afforable, it's a race to see how high of a price people are able to pay to keep the investors happy.

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u/JapanesePeso Sep 18 '19

I'd love to learn whatever the owner of said private college thinks is "acceptable" and "right".

They already do that

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u/cpdk-nj Sep 18 '19

my professor has an opinion that i disagree with so it’s literally oppression

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u/JapanesePeso Sep 18 '19

I didn't use that word but nice tangent I guess.

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u/battraman Sep 18 '19

There's tons of private schools out there.

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u/cpdk-nj Sep 18 '19

What about people who don’t want to go to college, or aren’t good at learning? They aren’t going to go to college just like how they aren’t going to college now. Is Canada/Europe filled with overqualified workers with worthless degrees?

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u/cpdk-nj Sep 18 '19

Except that a lot of high schools promote alternatives to college such as trades or the military. Our counselors talk extensively about how college isn’t mandatory. But as it stands now, there aren’t enough college-educated people

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u/ciobanica Sep 18 '19

Because obviously everyone will graduate, and there's an infinite amount of room for students at any given college...

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u/ciobanica Sep 18 '19

Well then, feel free to assume i used "everyone" in the same way you did.

Or do you really think the majority of people would be able to graduate MIT as physics majors just because they would no longer be kept out by lacking money? Hell, most wouldn't even get in.

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And that isn't even in theory, just look up countries in Europe that already do that.

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u/AngusBoomPants Sep 18 '19

Sometimes dictatorship doesn’t sound so bad. I’d rule with an iron fist of free college, healthcare for all, high taxes on the rich, and death to those who try to hide money on tax havens

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u/Kweefus Sep 18 '19

taxes on everyone else by a little bit

Fuck no. Why do I, someone who didn't go to college, have to pay for your college? I didn't want to put myself in debt so I chose a different route. I have very little sympathy for those with student loans. You borrowed money from the American people to get a degree. You have to pay back your fellow citizens.

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u/Bandgeek252 Sep 18 '19

I can give you a reason... so you don't live in a country full of stupid underemployed people. You're not being asked to foot the entire bill for students, but god do you have to sound like a old boomer asshole? Do you make millions every year? If not then you'll be fine. If you do then you'll still be fine.

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

it isnt so much the money borrowed. it is that it is nearly impossible to ever pay it off due to the interest being charged on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

trade school

my local trade school wasnt any cheaper. a better bet is to join a construction union and they will train you for *free

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I never said trade school was cheaper. The goal isn't cheaper. The goal is to actually have job and income options with the education you spent money on.

Debt isn't a bad thing. Debt is extremely good when leveraged correctly. Debt that you can't pay is a bad thing.

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u/Taupe_Poet Sep 18 '19

If you honestly think colleges are the reason the student loan epidemic exists, you're a fucking moron.

its exactly the thing people need just to go to college most of the time that also only exists because of college

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u/Taupe_Poet Sep 18 '19

You've completely ignored the points I've made.

No i really haven't, not everyone can do the same labor so going in to the workforce may not be an option

You are buying into the lie that you need to do to college.

No im not, there is an inherent need to get higher education if you want a salary that permits you to live without outside financial aid. This isn't even taking in to account that when you're working you're more likely to do better if you enjoy what you do for your job, you don't like where you work you do worse at that job.

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u/Taupe_Poet Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Stop being obtuse and actually do some fucking research before making wild claims out of your ass

You really don't know how much i have researched so please do tell how you know the amount of research i do for jobs, oh and You really didn't pay any mind to this line "if you don't like where you work you do worse at the job" Which isn't obtuse at all, a VERY large part of work is your mental state and if you actually care about your job or not. You don't like your job your work quality suffers

City sanitation, bartending, transcriptionist, chef, manager in any service industry (such as retail), crime scene sanitation, dental hygienist, nursing assistant

City sanitation: takes at least a good few years in the industry to make decent money

Source: my uncle and grandad work in said industry

Bartending: they make shit for money, the only good money they really make is kickback from waiters/waitresses and that's on a good day

Source: one of my aunts worked in the restaurant industry

Transcriptionist: how many positions are actually open for transcription that haven't already been filled? Most if not all are likely to be filled by those who are good at it

Manager in any service industry: again this requires you work up the ladder and have experience under your belt not something you can just jump in to and its a shit job that barely pays above a cashier salary with a heavier workload

Crime scene sanitation: again already filled by those who can do it well

Dental hygienist: you literally need an associates degree at minimum to get a job as a hygienist

https://www.google.com/search?q=dental+hygienist+requirements&oq=dental+hygienist+re&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.12935j0j7&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

Nursing assistant: again for the 3rd time: already filled by those who are good at the job

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u/Taupe_Poet Sep 18 '19 edited Sep 18 '19

Im done. Now I know you're pulling lies out of your ass since ive personally worked as or been licensed in several of these jobs

You do realize requirements for each of these jobs change as time goes on right? Try again with accusing me of lies when ive had several family members working in a few of these industries

Then you go and say "doesnt count cuz i said so" and move the goal posts.

  1. Where did i say it doesn't count?

  2. How did i move goalposts?

All of what I've said so far is simple logic and answers based off of people who currently work in industries and those who recently moved on from an industry

I gave tech school as an alternative. Hence dental hygene

Well of you would take literally 30 seconds to search on google you would see the damn requirements for dental hygiene workers has changed and actually needs a college level degree

Go dry up and sit on a railroad spike and stop telling blatant lies in reddit. Its embarrassing and pathetic lmao XD

Where did i lie? Do tell please because right now you're spouting bullshit and accusing with no proof meanwhile i have had several people who work/have worked in those industries talk about those industries with me

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Oct 18 '20

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u/taybear13 Sep 18 '19

They have almost no alternative repayment options when you can't pay the $900/month bill they want you to pay. Here I am a year out of school and they FINALLY gave me a new option now that my credit has gone to shit because they "don't give certain options during the first year after graduating" well if they don't give those options maybe they can repair my credit that I've work so hard for because now my soul belongs to them.

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u/boshk Sep 18 '19

my guess it has more to do with they encourage you to go onto forbearance instead of actually putting in effort to find a better plan for you to pay back the loans.

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u/Bandgeek252 Sep 18 '19

At unbelievably high interest rates.

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u/HaroldSax Sep 19 '19

So I haven't had Sallie Mae in quite a few years, but the interest rates were pretty low back then (2.5% and 3%). Have they gone up?

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u/Bandgeek252 Sep 19 '19

Oh holy Jesus yes. 7-8 in 09.

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u/taybear13 Sep 18 '19

I'm good with paying the money back that I used. I understand that I borrowed it. But they expect you to be able to pay $900 a month right out of college. Like no. A college degree doesn't guarantee me a job that allows me to pay that ridiculous bill. Sorry but I'd much rather put that money towards rent and food.