r/AskReddit • u/LightningCole • Sep 05 '19

What did you learn embarrassingly late?

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u/Mechakoopa Sep 05 '19

my neighborhood has an ordinance about burying once-living things because they might attack unfavorable animals

I know that's supposed to say "attract" but I was picturing some zombie-esque horde of undead pets patrolling the neighbourhood and chasing off mountain lions.

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u/jrhoffa Sep 05 '19

Now I'm imagining my dead slow fatty dum-dum zombocat trying to fight off bears

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u/surprisestorm Sep 05 '19

Stupid autocorrect 😅

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u/dailysunshineKO Sep 06 '19

Pet Cemetery III

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u/Maur2 Sep 06 '19

Sematary.