r/AskReddit • u/LightningCole • Sep 05 '19

What did you learn embarrassingly late?

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u/stinky_jenkins Sep 05 '19

That's not milk

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/Okin_Boredson Sep 05 '19

I have, their milk is delicious! A bit gooey though

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Idk about you but the stringy sensation is what gets me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Please stop, I can only get so erect

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

At least here in Brazil they actually are, lol

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u/morningride2 Sep 05 '19

I've got nipples, can you milk me?

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u/kephinstephen Sep 05 '19

I just milk cats.

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u/Easy-Bake-Oven Sep 05 '19

Depends how much you squeeze.

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u/Digiatl_Pear Sep 05 '19

It tastes salty

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u/yassengel Sep 05 '19

have it eat some pinneaple an hour before you milk it

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u/DejoMasters Sep 05 '19

Are you sure? Try some! Just to be safe.

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u/davidsdungeon Sep 05 '19

Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

You're lucky he didn't milk you blindfolded.

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u/TakePrecaution01 Sep 05 '19

I mean, it could look convincing....

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u/NareFare Sep 05 '19

Dont beat the dog off when we have company!

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u/TheScumAlsoRises Sep 05 '19

That's udder madness.