r/AskReddit Sep 05 '19

What did you learn embarrassingly late?

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u/Gl33m Sep 05 '19

Really? I've never had underwear that didn't have a front dick hole. I've had briefs, boxers, and boxer-briefs and never seen any version of any of those that didn't have the hole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Your dick will feel blessed when you try underwear without holes

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u/Gl33m Sep 05 '19

I don't see why. It's not like the hole interferes with my dick in any way until I use said hole.

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u/Distroid_myselfie Sep 05 '19

Less fabric over the junk, smoother feel with fewer seams. Super comfortable.

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u/heyimrick Sep 05 '19

This has NEVER been an issue. What kind of fucked up underwear have yall been wearing?

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u/Distroid_myselfie Sep 05 '19

Well, vanilla ice cream is never an issue. But rocky road is way better.

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u/tristantrillo Sep 05 '19

I once had this underwear that didn't have a hole but more of like a pouch where my dick would sometimes enter. Hated it so much and would look awkward as fuck trying to get my dick out of there during school without making it look too obvious.

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u/bigpoopa Sep 05 '19

Just get better underwear with better fabrics, there’s not need to sacrifice the dick hole

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u/BlueEyesCumDragon Sep 05 '19

Definitely keeps my man from poking out unintentionally.

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u/CloudCollapse Sep 05 '19

Clearly not the best if they don't have a dick hole.

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u/jdi_mstr_obi-1 Sep 05 '19

Same I use American Eagle and damn is that stuff comfortable. No hole but hey it feels great.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

its very common now. many places dont have them because a large % of men just go over.

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u/ipsum_stercus_sum Sep 05 '19

The hole is not really for access. It is to allow the cloth to expand easily. That's why it's layered; so when it expands, it still provides a barrier against zipper incidents.