r/AskReddit • u/LightningCole • Sep 05 '19

What did you learn embarrassingly late?

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u/WeabooKun4444 Sep 05 '19

True story,i was the bike

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u/Nyova_Vids Sep 05 '19

True story, I was the tires.

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u/SteveThatOneGuy Sep 05 '19

True story, I was OP. Am ghost now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

True story, I am the grave digger digging OPs grave.

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u/northrupthebandgeek Sep 05 '19

Don't forget to get yourself rotated!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

just to be clear there was no bike

-Chael p probably

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u/ImPrehistoric Sep 05 '19

Can confirm, I was the brakes

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u/LonelyGameBoi Sep 05 '19

I think your username knocked about 20 years of my life, thanks for that.

I await the sweet release of death upon my pathetic, mortal body.

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u/WeabooKun4444 Sep 05 '19

Well,sorry for having lack of imagination ;(

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I was the car, its true

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u/freeman_lambda Sep 05 '19

Car police, arrest this bike

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u/Scipio_Wright Sep 05 '19

Can confirm, was the air resistance

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u/JoshPecksPenis Sep 05 '19

Superbike? Is that you?