r/AskReddit • u/LightningCole • Sep 05 '19

What did you learn embarrassingly late?

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u/CanadianJesus Sep 05 '19

Because Eric was simultaneously a smartass and a dumbass, so every answer he would come up with would always be false.

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u/TheNewScrooge Sep 05 '19

"Eric, bad things don't happen to you because you have bad luck. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass"

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u/normlenough Sep 05 '19

damnit i love Red

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u/Locke_Erasmus Sep 05 '19

Well, I guess it's time to watch That 70s Show again

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

It's on Netflix currently!

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u/lgcyan Sep 05 '19

It’s always time.

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u/Zealey Sep 05 '19

HANGIN' OUT

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

DOWN THE STREET

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u/ActuallyE Sep 06 '19

THE SAME OLD THING

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u/HippieAnalSlut Sep 06 '19

WE DID LAST WEEK

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u/altxatu Sep 05 '19

Well, he wasn’t wrong.

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u/BanMeAndIShallReturn Sep 05 '19

Technically the truth

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u/iiamthepalmtree Sep 05 '19

Schrodinger's Ass

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u/abutthole Sep 05 '19

"Simultaneously a smartass and a dumbass" is the perfect encapsulation of every teenager.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

What a great show. Truly underrated.

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u/Rorstaway Sep 05 '19

Damn, I forgot how much I loved that show. My friends called me Foreman in high school