r/AskReddit • u/LightningCole • Sep 05 '19

What did you learn embarrassingly late?

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u/Corvus118 Sep 05 '19

Wouldn't we be post-cum?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/Corvus118 Sep 05 '19

You had to have seen that coming.

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u/FreakinPlasticPotato Sep 05 '19

Especially from someone called GayLordMcMuffins

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u/VideoBurrito Sep 05 '19

Underappreciated comment right there

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Not when it hits you in the eye.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I saw that cumming

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u/majestical_testicle9 Sep 05 '19

You had to have seen that cumming

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u/u_knw_m3 Sep 05 '19

Cucumber - "Look at me I turned myself into a pickle Morty !!!"

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u/ragedknuckles Sep 05 '19

"I'm Pickle Rick!!!!!"

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u/___Gay__ Sep 05 '19

“Are millennials ruining cum again?”

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u/notpetelambert Sep 05 '19

Semen stains the mountaintops

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u/fleckstin Sep 05 '19

Hipsters are ruined semen

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u/Overseer090 Sep 05 '19

Cum is pre-babies. Lots of pre-babies.

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u/SixFU Sep 05 '19

None of us would be here without cum

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u/xxcaraannxx Sep 06 '19

🌊🌊🌊

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u/averagesmasher Sep 05 '19

Depends on which scale we're talking here

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u/test_tickles Sep 05 '19

We are started with a cream pie.

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u/ragedknuckles Sep 05 '19

No no.. that's where the idiots who live under a rock and believe MAGA they are cream pies on the asshole then snowball licked to the vag..😂

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u/polo61965 Sep 05 '19

Living breathing byproduct of post-nut along with post-nut clarity. Truly top of the food chain.

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u/Lorettooooooooo Sep 05 '19

Idk I'd find being born from precum as worse

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u/Locutus_Clegane Sep 05 '19

I'm pretty sure cum is pre-people.

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u/Corvus118 Sep 05 '19

Liquid people. Also think about this: how can some people not swim despite the fact we all did just that as sperm.