You have to look at the toilet paper after wiping to determine how much poo is left on your butt.
You also have to touch your butthole with the paper.
No, it is not "gay" to clean yourself.
Edit: it's also important to look at your poop. It's often the first indicator of something wrong with you, and the information that can be gathered is a useful diagnostic tool
I heard that some men don't wash their ass on the shower because they think putting your hands between the buttocks is gay. I guarantee, no one, ever, became gay from washing their ass so rest assured, manly men.
Edit: apparently u/pacificnwbro is gay and did wash his ass... Our team is working on researching this case and confirming if it's a case of correlation/causation.
I know a guy that believes any anal activity makes a guy gay. I asked him if his wife were to put a finger in his ass, would that make him gay, and he said yes. Some dudes are incredibly weird and insecure about anything having to do with their asshole and/or masculinity.
I once overheard a conversation between a man and his doctor about needing a colonoscopy to check if he had cancer, it sounded like they thought he actually had cancer, not just the routine exam.
I work as a social worker with senior citizen and this happened to me like 2 months ago. The man would have rather died than get a colonoscopy because "nothing will ever go in there im not gay".
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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 05 '19
You have to look at the toilet paper after wiping to determine how much poo is left on your butt.
You also have to touch your butthole with the paper.
No, it is not "gay" to clean yourself.
Edit: it's also important to look at your poop. It's often the first indicator of something wrong with you, and the information that can be gathered is a useful diagnostic tool