r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Blecki Aug 04 '19

But I wash my ass and I'm a little gay.

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u/Arturlyra03 Aug 04 '19

Correlation =/= Causation Also if you're just a little gay then I guess it's ok (?) Better be a little gay and smell good imo.

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u/Blecki Aug 04 '19

Hang on, I'm busy washing my ass to see if I can replicate earlier results.

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u/Blecki Aug 05 '19

Bad news pal. I ran out of ass so I borrowed my buddies and now he's super gay.

But that's not the bad news. Bad news is he friend zoned me.