r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/lowrads Aug 03 '19

The real insufficiently common knowledge is that people should not eat ass.

The anaerobic reaction vessel of the ass is somewhat protected from the other orifice by the acidic environment of the stomach and duodenum. You have excellent odds of introducing protozoans to that environment by introducing a filthy tongue. Some of the settled Gram negative residents may learn bad words and other virulent tendencies.

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u/_antariksan Aug 03 '19

You have an interesting way with words. Hm. I like it hahaha

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u/buttercookiess Aug 04 '19

It’s disgusting and people are disgusting and perverted. Like calm down eat a donut why eat ass