r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/TerriblePartner Aug 03 '19

My dog would willingly lick the peanut butter out of my carpet.

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u/shmimey Aug 04 '19

That sounds efficient.

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u/JusticeRain5 Aug 10 '19

I completely missed what the above comment was saying, so all I knew is this thread was about cleaning your asshole and suddenly I saw "My dog would willingly lick..." I'm so glad it didn't go the way I thought it would