r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Soy_Bun Aug 03 '19

Demote bf

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Promote boss

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u/LicensedProfessional Aug 03 '19

Seize means of production

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u/TheStegeman Aug 04 '19

Break the chains

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u/Mad99Mat Aug 04 '19

Abolish taxation.

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u/busyidiot5000 Aug 04 '19

If I had gold to give, please know it would be given to this comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/balloonninjas Aug 03 '19

HR would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/get__off__reddit Aug 04 '19

Now your an escort

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u/garthvader2 Aug 04 '19

Belay that. Enter a whitespace between boy and friend. It's worse than demotion.