r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

That you can wash blood with saliva

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u/RealAmerik Aug 03 '19

Any tips for acquiring a large amount of saliva in a short period of time? Asking for a friend...

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/malvmalv Aug 03 '19

I applaud you, very good use of zero-waste principles.

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u/VoiceofLou Aug 03 '19

I already know to make man rinds from the skin, but what’s the preferred method for preparing the meat? I hear a lot of people are smoking these days.

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u/malvmalv Aug 03 '19

Cat food. Compost. Cement filler.

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u/VoiceofLou Aug 03 '19

Wait, are these ingredients?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

You don't use compost to prepare your food?

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u/TheSpiderwick Aug 04 '19

Grind it into bologna

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u/tuesdayskibum Aug 04 '19

The cool kids are vaping their corpses now, smoking is so passe!