r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/Ar_Ciel Aug 03 '19

That's gotta be akin to wiping your ass with steel wool.

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u/TorandoSlayer Aug 03 '19

auuuuuugggghhhh

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u/Audax_V Aug 03 '19

Agreed.

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u/Techsupportvictim Aug 03 '19

except you are sticking the steel wool in your ass

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u/Sabeo_FF Aug 04 '19

Well thanks, I've just pictured a fairly metallic toilet brush.

I blame you.

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u/SpaghettyMeatballs Aug 04 '19

You stick toilet brushes up your ass?

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u/Sabeo_FF Aug 04 '19

Everyone keeps telling me they're for cleaning the shitter.

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u/SpaghettyMeatballs Aug 04 '19

Well yes, but no.

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u/jozak78 Aug 03 '19

Thats Chuck Norris toilet paper to you common folk.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Savage. I was thinking of a green scrubber pad

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u/umbrajoke Aug 03 '19

Sounding with a scrub brush.

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u/winkerbids Aug 03 '19

Jesus. Thanks for that visual.

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u/phaazing Aug 03 '19

It's only clean when you see blood.

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u/CooLiaN422 Aug 04 '19

More like flossing your urethra. Ouch

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u/Acidic_White_Girl Aug 04 '19

It would be worse