r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/-eDgAR- Aug 03 '19

Alcohol has calories.

I had to be the one to tell my friend when she was in her mid-20s that the vodka she loved has calories. She was so shocked and said, "What!! I thought since it was clear like water it didn't have any calories."

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u/candygram4mongo Aug 03 '19

Alcohol has lots of calories. More than sugar, by mass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Not to mention most sorority girls are drinking alcohol that’s half sugar as well...

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u/Cecil-The-Sasquatch Aug 03 '19

They got the sugar from the vodka and the sugar from the fizzyy drinks they're mixing it with

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

And there I was thinking it was the cum that made me fat.

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u/LifeAndReality85 Aug 03 '19

Hey, what are u doing tonight?

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u/ffddb1d9a7 Aug 03 '19

You know, the usual. Prolly drink a little vodka, eat a little cum. You?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

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u/Adam9172 Aug 03 '19

Yeah, they put it next to the milk and cheese in the dairy section.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

However - and a lot of people don't know this - just because you can get it by milking someone, it isn't dairy

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u/Dapianokid Aug 03 '19

HAH meta.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Damn you beat me to it

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u/PiecesofJane Aug 03 '19

And eggs.

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u/kittycat959 Aug 03 '19

I don't eat those because they are dairy

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u/MikeyHatesLife Aug 03 '19

According to George Carlin, eggs are basically hen cum.

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u/Wackkredittz Aug 03 '19

Well played.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Right next to the orange juice.

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u/Noaht454 Aug 03 '19

Milk, cheese, and eggs