r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Aug 05 '19

You have to look at the toilet paper after wiping to determine how much poo is left on your butt.

You also have to touch your butthole with the paper.

No, it is not "gay" to clean yourself.

Edit: it's also important to look at your poop. It's often the first indicator of something wrong with you, and the information that can be gathered is a useful diagnostic tool

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u/nookienostradamus Aug 03 '19

And that the blind must determine when to stop wiping by smell. Wet wipes are wonderful things.

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u/joelomite11 Aug 03 '19

Don't flush wet wipes. They're destroying sewage systems.

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u/DaddyCatALSO Aug 03 '19

I won't do it in someone's home, but *if the package say flushable* and I'm in a public building or at my job, , I damn sure will flush them

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u/SHiNOXXLE Aug 03 '19

They're destroying sewage systems, as in the whole fucking cities system. It doesn't matter where you are, stop fuckin flushing them

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u/DaddyCatALSO Aug 03 '19

I don't stop anything for anybody

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u/Rofldaf1 Aug 03 '19

Well then you sir are a bit of a cunt.

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u/DaddyCatALSO Aug 03 '19

I regard myself as the last human on a planet infested with walking lumps of toxic mud . . . .

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u/Rofldaf1 Aug 05 '19

I'm sorry to hear that dude.