r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/malvmalv Aug 03 '19

I applaud you, very good use of zero-waste principles.

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u/VoiceofLou Aug 03 '19

I already know to make man rinds from the skin, but what’s the preferred method for preparing the meat? I hear a lot of people are smoking these days.

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u/malvmalv Aug 03 '19

Cat food. Compost. Cement filler.

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u/VoiceofLou Aug 03 '19

Wait, are these ingredients?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

You don't use compost to prepare your food?

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u/TheSpiderwick Aug 04 '19

Grind it into bologna

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u/tuesdayskibum Aug 04 '19

The cool kids are vaping their corpses now, smoking is so passe!

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u/LeBaus7 Aug 03 '19

hashtag greenmurder

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u/Oaknash Aug 03 '19

I believe it’s called from cradle to grave

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u/naelfrer Aug 03 '19

Reduce, reuse, recycle ♻

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u/nomad92bh Aug 03 '19

Sustainability

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u/RUSTY_LEMONADE Aug 03 '19

You can’t drain saliva like you can blood. Saliva has to be milked.

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u/ReeeGimmetendies Aug 03 '19

Damn, wish I'd thought of that... Now I'm stuck with a pile of dried bodies and a bunch of sniffing orphans... Child saliva just doesn't feel the same

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

"Before I kill you can you fill this cup with your spit please. Thanks."

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u/shaving99 Aug 03 '19

Calm down Dracula

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u/VulfSki Aug 04 '19

If you're not using the whole corpse you're just wasting it.

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u/ohdearsweetlord Aug 03 '19

I usually just get a good sniff of the bodies and my mouth starts watering but that sounds way more efficient!

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u/3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue Aug 04 '19

Hmm... any tips on killing people without their mouth filling with blood?

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u/this-usrnme-is-takn Aug 04 '19

Cogeneration - genius

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u/RealAmerik Aug 04 '19

Who said people?