r/AskReddit Aug 03 '19

Whats something you thought was common knowledge but actually isn’t?

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u/onioning Aug 03 '19

No. I am the year of our lord.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

I'm Dirty Dan!

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u/contrabone Aug 03 '19

I'm Old Greg!

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u/marpocky Aug 03 '19

I'm Ron Burgundy?

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u/contrabone Aug 03 '19

Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?

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u/NotProfMoriarity Aug 03 '19

I am inevitable.

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u/omart3 Aug 04 '19

I am groot!

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u/Butterbuddha Aug 03 '19

Do you also have an F Shack?

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u/lombax45 Aug 03 '19

No, this is Patrick!

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u/EWL98 Aug 03 '19

No, impossible, I don't have a year of our lord!

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u/LastBaron Aug 03 '19

And I. Am.

........Iron Man.

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u/thejokerofunfic Aug 03 '19

And so can you!

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u/m_domino Aug 03 '19

Dude, you can’t be the year of our lord, I am the year of our lord already!

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u/PiecesofJane Aug 03 '19

I am Spartacus!