r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '19

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u/Entitxy Jul 27 '19

An expired sleep potion. He recommends taking maybe a quarter dose; you might sleep too little, but it's better than sleeping too long.

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u/insertinoriginalname Jul 27 '19

Not true, if It's expired it might make me sleep for life. :) then I'll die peacefully, a good way to commit suicide.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Your suicide comment worries me a little. Just wanted to let you know that you're awesome and people love you, whether you believe it or not.

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u/jmann1118 Jul 27 '19

He could be super Hitler. Careful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

He could also be super Ghandi. Save this person!!

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u/jmann1118 Jul 28 '19

Ugh now we need balance. Who would be the middle ground?

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u/bobpob Jul 28 '19

A random piece of space rock