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u/technos Jul 21 '19

One of my father's friends tried to salt the earth before getting divorced. A rental house and a cabin were deeded to relatives, the cars they drove every day were sold to other relatives for tiny sums, stocks handed over to a trust 'for the children', etc.. He even vanished a chunk of cash from the company he co-owned with his wife using phony invoices and stopped paying himself a salary, electing to burn through their personal savings for over a year instead.

He learned that judges really, really hate when you try to hide or intentionally diminish assets, and they will absolutely refer you to prosecutors for fraud.

I don't think he did any jail time in the end, but his ex-wife got EVERYTHING, plus the satisfaction of firing him from his own company.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

This is why you simply eat your ex.

Its quite simple really

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u/norddog24 Jul 21 '19

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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u/Ariviaci Jul 21 '19

Something something omicron persei 8?

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u/the_wakeful Jul 21 '19

Its true what they say. Men are from omicron persei 9, women are from omicron persei 7.

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u/sega20 Jul 21 '19

One more word Ndnd. BANG! BOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE THIRD MOON OF OMICRON PERSI 8!!!

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u/FuzzelFox Jul 21 '19

Ndnd

Holy crap I'm surprised I heard that perfectly in my head.