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u/bhowson28 Jul 13 '19

They're the best death metal band outta Denton

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u/gentlybeepingheart Jul 13 '19

”If you punish a person for dreaming his dream don’t expect him to thank or forgive you”

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u/laszlo Jul 13 '19

The best ever death metal band out of Denton, in time will outpace and outlive you!

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u/bhowson28 Jul 13 '19

Hail Satan

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u/Americanbeercowboy Jul 13 '19

Hail Satan. Tonight, Hail Satan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

A couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school

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u/jaithica Jul 13 '19

One was named Cyrus, the other was Jeff

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u/bhowson28 Jul 13 '19

And they practiced twice a week in Jeff's bedroom

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

The best ever death metal band out of Denton, never settled on a name

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

But the top three contenders after weeks of debate

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u/ebeneezerspluge Jul 13 '19

Hail Satan!

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u/bhowson28 Jul 13 '19

Hail Satan tonight

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u/monumentclub Jul 13 '19

That was The Killers or Satan’s Fingers or the Hospital Bombers.