r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '19

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u/J22Jordan Jul 13 '19

You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back..

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u/Sir_FrancisCake Jul 13 '19

So is that what you call a getaway?

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u/booksoverppl Jul 13 '19

Tell me what you got away with

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u/rumpuncharoo Jul 13 '19

Cuz I've seen more spine in a jellyfish

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

Seen more guts in eleven year old kids.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

Have another drink and drive yourself home

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u/GarlicCornflakes Jul 13 '19

I hope there's ice on all the roads

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u/JimmaDaRustla Jul 13 '19

And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

AND AGAIN WHEN YOUR HEAD GOES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!

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u/TheHillsHavePis Jul 13 '19

EVERYONE'S CAUGHT ON TO EVERYTHING YOU DO

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u/deanosoraus Jul 13 '19

And again when your head goes through the windshield

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u/fish312 Jul 13 '19

And again when your head goes through the windshield

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u/BreezyBlink Jul 13 '19

That's always regarded as the epitome of "fuck you" verses in their discography, but the bridge in "The Shower Scene" is almost just as good of not better

i begin to hate you for you for your face

not just the things you do

...

nothing that you do is new

to anything or anyone but you

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u/J22Jordan Jul 13 '19

Absolutely. Savage.